Movies of 2011
- BATTLE L.A. ** - A loud, queasy movie which lacks a valid plot. Nothing but running, guns and lots of explosions and bad acting.
- BEASTLY * - Will please teenage girls but to others it is nothing but a cheap Beauty and the Beast knock-off.
- BIG MOMMAS: LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON * - The third movie in the series lacks both good acting and good humor. If your a fan of the previous two you will probably want to miss this.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 ***** - An amazing climax with powerful acting, cinematography, editing. It is also the truest movie to the books.
- I AM NUMBER FOUR ** - Despite the flashy visual effects the film just the band wagon of supernatural boys falling in love with human girls.
- INSIDIOUS ***** - Although the ending feels disjointed and fairly rushed. Insidious is undoubtedly going the be the best scary movie of 2011.
- RED RIDING HOOD * - Predictable fairytale rip-off which struggles to stand on its own two feet.
- SCRE4M *** - A fun step-up from number three but not necessary a good film but not bad either.
- THE ADJUSTMENT BUREAU *** - Tries to be a big fantastic blockbuster but falls flat near the middle.
- THOR ***** - A brilliant superhero flick which features great costumes, sets, acting and visual effects. A real feast for the eyes.
- TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON * - The visual effects may be brilliant but the 3D, the acting, the complicated plot, the cinematography and Michael Bay's constant lens flare really help ruin this movie.
- VANISHING ON 7th STREET ***- Despite its creepy beginning and storyline. Vanishing soon falls in the middle when we realise we're not actually going to discover the truth behind the mystery.
Best Porn Remakes?
Here's a list of my favourite porn titles that are ripped on from all ready existing movies.- Frankenstein - Frankenhooker
- Night of the Living Dead - Night of the Giving Head
- Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus (Perverted Much)
- Saving Private Ryan - Shaving Private Ryan
- Edward Scissorhands - Edward Penishands (I know)
- Pulp Fiction - Pulp Friction
- Tomb Raider - Womb Raider (Nice)
- Lawrence of Arabia - Lawrence of a Labia
- The Blair Witch Project - The Bare Bitch Project
- Indiana Jones - In Diana Jones (Not sure if this is real but I loved it)
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